A sharp, funny cabaret about being conditioned from birth to chase love. Romantic love, approval, validation, and the lie that if we are good, flexible, and patient enough, it will all work out. Until it doesn’t.

With powerhouse vocals and razor-sharp humour, Em hits the moment you clock the fine print, laugh loudly, and decide not to renew the original deal. This show is for anyone who has left a relationship, a job, or a version of themselves. Or all three. And thought, what the f&ck do I do now?

It’s a love story. Just not the one we were sold.

Strong boundaries. Strong language. Very strong female lead.

VIP Packages 

*Meet & Greet Pre-Show (VIP 1) – Approx. 30–45 mins

**Q&A/Soundcheck Party Pre-Show (VIP 2) – Approx. 45 mins (VIP 1 guests included)

VIP packages occur PRIOR to the main show, with exact timings to be confirmed closer to the event

*Recommended 15+ Course language and adult themes

Ticket on sale Friday 8th May 2026, 12:00 PM AEST